What Time Is It?

If you answered “color time,” you’re either psychic or you’ve been stalking me.  Or you’re in kindergarten and it’s time for a coloring break, in which case you really don’t have any business being on the internet.  Especially this site.  There’s terrifying stuff on this site, kid.  Weird, terrifying, internet stuff. And awesome news!  Color...

…And We’re Back

To clear up the rumors surrounding why I haven’t been making updates to the site: I didn’t travel back in time to high-five myself.  But I do know from experience that it’s totally awesome. No, I wasn’t hospitalized after trying to give myself mutant powers by standing in front of an open microwave for thirty-seven hours. And lastly, I definitely didn’t fall for...