How Is This Not A Movie?

I’m putting out a general call to arms – it’s time for Rampage to get the big screen treatment.  For those who aren’t familiar, the game allows you to step into the giant, hairy, claw-footed shoes of a few people unlucky enough to transform into giant monsters.  You eat people, smash entire cities to the ground and – for some reason – collect large bags of money.  Sure, that last part doesn’t make any sense.  But ask yourself…did any of Super Mario Brothers: The Movie make sense?  Think on that, then start writing letters to the major Hollywood studios.  Grass roots, people.  Grass roots.