Three Things I Learned From Legion

I caught a free screening of Legion last night, which was a lot better than I ever could have imagined.  Yes, there were plot holes aplenty.  And yes, the rules about surviving an angelic plague were pretty much made up on the fly.  But it had sweet bulletproof wings, a crazed Dennis Quaid chewing up the scenery and the freakiest ice cream man I’ve seen outside of the Santa Monica pier....

Damn You HBO

My free year of HBO just ended, so I canceled it yesterday. Then today I see this. Well played, HBO…well...

How Is This Not A Movie?

I’m putting out a general call to arms – it’s time for Rampage to get the big screen treatment.  For those who aren’t familiar, the game allows you to step into the giant, hairy, claw-footed shoes of a few people unlucky enough to transform into giant monsters.  You eat people, smash entire cities to the ground and – for some reason – collect large bags of...

Shakira’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

Is it just me or does Shakira’s She Wolf seem more than a little inspired by by Tracy Jordan’s Werewolf Bar...

Awkward Conversation Of The Day

It’s one o’clock and my apartment complex’s handyman has finally arrived to take a look at the leak over my desk. Handyman: Know what’s causing these storms? Me: God’s tears.  Or a low pressure system. Handyman: No - immigrants!  When they come across the border, they bring all this bad weather with them. Me: I’m an immigrant. Handyman: From where? I point...