When your kids make your life miserable, reward them with a huge piece of chocolate cake. Like, crazy huge.
If you’re crowned king with anything taken from a corpse pile, reconsider accepting your new post.
Mark Ruffalo needs a new agent.
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about me
While history will remember me as the inventor of a jetpack that’s capable of traveling through time, I’m also the only film and commercial director ever to have an action figure based on his likeness. I live in Los Angeles. And this website is a record of my adventures.