Posted by
Ryan on
Oct 25th, 2009

I know you’re the jealous type so I hate to even bring it up, but I thought you should know…I’m working on other websites on the side. One of my favorites is BitterLawyer.com, who brought in Land Elsewhere to help get their new web series off the ground. Thursday was our first stab at putting together an entire episode of “The Bitter Five” – which recaps the top news stories of the...
Posted by
Ryan on
Oct 21st, 2009

When your kids make your life miserable, reward them with a huge piece of chocolate cake. Like, crazy huge.
If you’re crowned king with anything taken from a corpse pile, reconsider accepting your new post.
Mark Ruffalo needs a new...
Posted by
Ryan on
Oct 15th, 2009

If the tiger were on fire, I’d seriously consider having this tattooed across my...
Posted by
Ryan on
Oct 14th, 2009

First, a little background. For Christmas a few years ago, my older brother Jeff gave me an acre of land on the Moon. It was an awesome present – especially since my plans to one day establish a lunar base aren’t exactly a secret – and I have a deed from Lunar Holdings Unlimited to prove ownership of my little piece of heaven. The heavens. Whatever.
Now we flash forward...
Posted by
Ryan on
Oct 7th, 2009

Toronto! Home of the CN Tower, two of my brothers and – according to an email I just received – a screening of my commercials. Contenders in the Blockbuster category of the Moving Image Film Festival, they’re being stacked up against other projects that deliver platinum production values without breaking the bank. I have a couple of free tickets to the screening on October...