Three Things I Learned From “Crank 2”

1. How to say “F–k you Chelioooooooooosssss!!!” in no less than four different languages
2. Wheelbarrows are the most erotic of all household tools, including the drain snake
3. With a fish tank, a speak ‘n spell and four bucks worth of rubber hose, you can make a pretty awesome life support system for severed heads