She Spilled My Coffee

Although I spent the better part of my first two decades in Canada and consider myself to be something of an authority on the Great White North, every once in a while my wintery birthplace still manages to throw a curveball my way. Today’s surprise comes in the form of a few PSA’s that suggest my beloved homeland is either the most dangerous place in the world – short of Australia, where anything and everything will kill you if given the chance – or the most comically sadistic. A helpful tip is that you should probably check them out after you’ve had your morning coffee. But for the love of God, don’t spill a single drop.