Three Things I Learned From “Watchmen”
Posted by
Ryan on
Mar 17th, 2009
- Members of the Blue Man Group have unlimited God-like powers
- Even if I’m thirty pounds overweight, I can shatter the bones of adversaries using the awesomeness of my owl costume
- To the average audience, a liger makes an unintentionally hilarious pet
While history will remember me as the inventor of a jetpack that’s capable of traveling through time, I’m also the only film and commercial director ever to have an action figure based on his likeness. I live in Los Angeles. And this website is a record of my adventures.
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