Three Things I Learned From “Friday The 13th”

1. Jason Voorhees will go to any lengths in order to protect his crop of sweet, stinky weed
2. “Say hi to mommy…IN HELL!” = best line ever?
3. Once you slay the unstoppable killing machine that murdered all of your friends, immediately dispose of his body in a lake. That way, no one will ever know the truth and you’ll be the prime suspect. Common sense.