Three Things I Learned From “Friday The 13th”

Jason Voorhees will go to any lengths in order to protect his crop of sweet, stinky weed “Say hi to mommy…IN HELL!” = best line ever? Once you slay the unstoppable killing machine that murdered all of your friends, immediately dispose of his body in a lake. That way, no one will ever know the truth and you’ll be the prime suspect. Common...

Let The Right One In

After hearing nothing but great things about this adolescent vampire film out of Sweden, I checked it out over the weekend. It definitely did not disappoint – the movie’s a true work of art that culminates in the most incredible underwater shot I’ve ever seen. Out on DVD now, it’s an absolute add to any must-see...

The Undersea Symphony Of Young Wade Magee

This started on the back of a receipt while I was waiting for my car to be serviced, only to then continue onto many, many other receipts. Needless to say, if I ever get audited I have high hopes that the IRS appreciates fantastical worlds of childlike wonder. The Undersea Symphony Of Young Wade Magee Far past the salt flats of undying thirst In an uncharted desert that most believe...

Three Things I Learned From “Watchmen”

Members of the Blue Man Group have unlimited God-like powers Even if I’m thirty pounds overweight, I can shatter the bones of adversaries using the awesomeness of my owl costume To the average audience, a liger makes an unintentionally hilarious...

How Far Would You Go?

Telling the story of a man, a mountain and the greatest beer run of all time, “How Far Would You Go?” is equal parts beer commercial and cinematic epic. A thirty-second spec spot for Kokanee, one of the greatest products ever to come out of the Great White North, this commercial never would have been possible without the incredible talents of the crew. Producer Christina Ferguson, executive...