Pirated Software

So I needed a pirate font. Nothing crazy – just something to give a project some of that old fashioned swashbuckle. Long story short, I managed to download a virus-laden font that’s rewired my computer to treat Times New Roman as “Pieces Of Eight.” This would actually be kind of funny if Times New Roman wasn’t one of the most commonly used fonts in the universe. And thanks to that fact, every Word document looks a declaration of war on the high seas and I’m tempted to sign every email I write in blood. Yar. Har.