Paint It Blak

BLAK COFFEE will be premiering at the Tribeca Underground Film Festival on Thursday, May 3! Our only real competition in the criminally underutilized Spec Spot category is SUBWAY STRIPPIN’, which features a woman in a silver bikini grinding against a pole in a subway car for thirty seconds. What it’s supposed to be selling is a mystery, as is how it managed to beat THE SILVER BULLET in the Garden State Film Festival. Proof positive that sex sells, even though my scientific studies conclusively prove that no one – not man, woman or beast – can resist the sight of Sean Dryke in a fake mustache. So yeah. Explain that one to me. At any rate, me, Jeanine, and the shot of her in track pants are all looking forward to round two.

In other spec spot news, Phil Broste is single-handedly changing the world with the work he’s doing on our top secret new project. Stay tuned…